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  • Dick Splash Shower Gel
    Enjoy a good Dick Splash with this lemon and eucalyptus shower gel! 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with eucalyptus and lemon essential oils. Plastic free packaging, with a stylish black aluminium bottle and recyclable paper label. Aqua (Water), Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coco Glucoside, Eucalyptus Globulus Oil, Glycerin, Xanthan Gum, Magnesium Sulphate, Sodium Benzoate, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Citrus Limon Peel (Lemon) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Foeniculum Vulgare (Fennel) Oil, Limonene, Citral, Linalool Made in the UK. Vegan friendly
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  • Bum Fun Soap Bar
    Who doesn’t want some fruity bum fun when this bar is around?! Fragranced with gorgeous mandarin and bergamot – two wonderful citrus fragrances that are a match made in heaven! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for giving your behind a good old scrub – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients – Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus nobilis (mandarin) peel oil contains limonene, Citrus aurantium bergamia (bergamot) fruit oil contains limonene, linalool, Urtica dioica (nettle) leaf powder
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  • Shat My Pant Bar Soap
    Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake you up! We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK so the names are wickedly hilarious, the bars themselves are seriously good). A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Mentha piperita (peppermint) oil contains limonene, Papaver somniferum (poppy) seed Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Check-out the other fun soaps! Packaging shows a full list of ingredients. NB: This soap, despite its name, does not contain honey and is suitable for vegans.
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  • Smell My Finger Soap Bar
    Sniff those pinkies people, because they will smell divine! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus limon (lemon) peel oil contains limonene, citral, Cananga odorata (ylang) flower oil contains linalool, benzyl benzoate, benzyl salicylate, farnesol Curcuma longa (turmeric) root powder
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  • Sh*t, Shower ‘n’ Shave Bar
    Enjoy a Sh*t, Shower & Shave! This fabulous and fragrant long-lasting shave bar is 100% natural and will raise many laughs but will also be an absolute treat to use! Made with castor oil and kaolin clay, it’s kind to skin and gives a great lather – if you don’t have a brush, then whip one it up in your hands and slap it on for a smooth shave. Fragranced with gorgeous orange and lavender, it smells divine. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Check-out the other fun soaps! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Sodium castorate, Hydrogenated soybean oil, Kaolin (clay), Lavandula angustifolia (lavender) oil contains linalool, geraniol, limonene, Citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) oil contains limonene, Aloe barbadensis (aloe vera) leaf juice powder
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  • Mr Bendy’s Soap Bar
    Mr Bendy definitely wants a bath with this lovely bar! Fragranced with gorgeous mandarin and bergamot – two wonderful citrus fragrances that are a match made in heaven! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for Mr Bendy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus nobilis (mandarin) peel oil contains limonene, Citrus aurantium bergamia (bergamot) fruit oil contains limonene, linalool, Urtica dioica (nettle) leaf powder
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  • Nob Job Soap Bar
    A funny fun gift for him! This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood and additional cinnamon, and made with Shea Butter it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Check-out the other fun and naughty soaps! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Cedrus deodara (cedarwood) wood oil, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) leaf oil contains eugenol, benzyl benzoate, linalool, cinnamal, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) bark powder
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  • Hello Clitty Shave Bar
    Slay the hairy vajayjay! This fabulous and fragrant long-lasting shave bar is 100% natural and will raise many laughs but will also be an absolute treat to use! Made with castor oil and kaolin clay, it’s kind to skin and gives a great lather. Fragranced with gorgeous orange and lavender, it smells divine Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind. Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Sodium castorate, Hydrogenated soybean oil, Kaolin (clay), Lavandula angustifolia (lavender) oil contains linalool, geraniol, limonene, Citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) oil contains limonene, Aloe barbadensis (aloe vera) leaf juice powder
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  • Hand Job Soap Bar
    Ok so this isn’t just a hand soap, it’s for all over! This fresh gorgeous soap will give you a jolly good wash and it also has anti-bacterial tea tree so actually it’s perfect as a hand soap. We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK so the names are wickedly hilarious, the bars themselves are seriously good). A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Check-out the other fun soaps! Ingredients: Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Melaleuca alternifolia (tea tree) leaf oil contains limonene, Curcuma longa (turmeric) root powder
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  • Good Head Shampoo Bar
    A funny gift for him! This fabulous long-lasting shampoo bar is 100% natural, will provide some laughs and also be a treat to use! Made with castor oil, it’s suitable for all hair types and gives a lovely fragrant wash. Fragranced with refreshing peppermint and eucalyptus, it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all hair types. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Check-out all the other funny soaps! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Sodium castorate, Argania spinosa (argan) kernel oil, Mentha piperita (peppermint) oil contains limonene, Eucalyptus globulus (eucalyptus) leaf oil contains limonene
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  • Filthy Scrubber Soap Bar
    Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! With activated charcoal and with the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely soap with leave you squeaky clean and filth-free! Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! And it smells amazing… A fun gift of a seriously lovely product – check-out the other fun soaps! Ingredients: Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Rosmarinus officinalis (rosemary) leaf oil contains limonene, Citrus aurantifolia (lime) peel oil contains limonene, citral, Charcoal powder.
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  • Fab Yule Arse Soap Bar
    Everyone should have a Fab Yule Arse at Christmas! A funny festive gift for all! This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! These bars make the best Secret Santa gifts &  stocking fillers! Fragranced with festive mandarin and gorgeous bergamot, and made with Shea Butter it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus nobilis (mandarin) peel oil contains limonene, Citrus aurantium bergamia (bergamot) fruit oil contains limonene, linalool, Urtica dioica (nettle) leaf powder
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  • Cracking Nuts Soap Bar
    A funny festive gift for him! This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! These bars make the best Secret Santa gifts &  stocking fillers! Fragranced with earthy cedarwood and additional cinnamon, and made with Shea Butter it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Cedrus deodara (cedarwood) wood oil, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) leaf oil contains eugenol, benzyl benzoate, linalool, cinnamal, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) bark powder
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  • Buffin’ the Muffin Soap Bar
    Buff that Muff with this beauty! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus limon (lemon) peel oil contains limonene, citral, Cananga odorata (ylang) flower oil contains linalool, benzyl benzoate, benzyl salicylate, farnesol Curcuma longa (turmeric) root powder
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  • Boob Job Soap Bar
    A funny fun gift for her! This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with gorgeous rose geranium, and made with Shea Butter it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body. A real treat for your nearest and dearest! A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Pelargonium graveolens (rose geranium) leaf oil contains citronellol, geraniol, linalool, Rubia tinctorum (madder) root
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  • Bloody Hormones Soap Bar
    Cranky? Eating the contents of the fridge? You need some time out for a spot of pampering with this bar of kindness! It’ll uplift and distract from the blues to give you time to order a pizza. Perfect! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! This is a great gift – a hilarious pressie and a truly lovely soap bar. Perfect for daughters, sisters, Mums, friends, girlfriends and wives everywhere! Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus limon (lemon) peel oil contains limonene, citral, Cananga odorata (ylang) flower oil contains linalool, benzyl benzoate, benzyl salicylate, farnesol Curcuma longa (turmeric) root powder
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  • Pits ‘n’ Bits Mitts
    A set of 2 natural jute mitts to help clean your bits. These mitts will leave your skin fresh, clean and soft. Add a filthy soap for a perfect set up. Made in the UK. Plastic Free. Planet Friendly.
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  • Hot Flush Soap Bar
    Ladies – when you’re feeling hotter than a power station and not in a good way, cool yourself with a lovely shower and this gorgeous soothing soap. Made with lavender to bring some calm to an anxious mind and lift your spirits, it’s a great remedy for those hormonal blues. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender) oil contains linalool, geraniol, limonene, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender) flowers
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  • Tits ‘n’ Fanny Soap Bar
    Boobs and bits….what a lovely foamy soap for all over the body! Fragranced with zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit. It’s a cheeky treat! A fun gift and a seriously lovely product. It truly smells sublime, lathers up beautifully and lasts for ages. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Citrus grandis (grapefruit) peel oil contains limonene, Citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) oil contains limonene, Capsicum annuum (paprika) fruit powder
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  • Thatch ‘n’ Snatch Shampoo Bar
    A funny fun gift for her! This fabulous long-lasting shampoo bar is 100% natural and will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Made with castor oil, it’s suitable for all hair types and gives a lovely fragrant gentle wash. Fragranced with gorgeous lavender and geranium, it’s a cheeky gentle treat for hair all over your body, from your thatch to your snatch! A real treat for yourself, your nearest and dearest! A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Sodium castorate, Lavandula angustifolia (lavender) oil contains linalool, Pelargonium graveolens (rose geranium) leaf oil contains citronellol, geraniol, linalool
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  • Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar
    Don’t stop at flaps, give your face, feet and all your bits a foamy treat with this fantastic soap! Fragranced with zingy lemongrass and hemp it’s a cheeky fresh treat for all over the body. A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind! No plastic packaging either! Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Cymbopogon flexuosus (lemongrass) oil contains citral, geraniol, limonene, linalool, citronellol, Cannabis sativa (hemp) seedcake powder
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  • Tits ‘n’ Bits Mitts
    A set of 2 natural jute mitts to help clean your tits 'n' bits. These mitts will leave your skin fresh, clean and soft. Add a filthy soap for a perfect set up. Made in the UK. Plastic Free. Planet Friendly.
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  • Sugar Soap
    Frenchic Sugar Soap is specially formulated to clean and prepare all surfaces prior to painting. Add approximately 1 part sugar soap to 4 parts warm water. Apply liberally using a sponge or absorbent cloth. Work from the bottom of the surface to the top to avoid run lines. Rinse with fresh water and allow to dry completely. Household Cleaning: Add approximately 1 part sugar soap to 10 parts warm water. Soak sponge or absorbent cloth in the solution and wring out so it does not drip. Wipe surface vigorously. Rinse with clean cold water.
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